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And then the DJ started playing. He sang over the music, then kept disappearing for long periods leaving background music on, only to reappear wreaking of cigarette smoke. When people inevitably complained, he shoved a bridesmaid, only to claim he’d been assaulted by her (a girl half his size). He managed to top the night off by throwing a bacon sandwich at the bride in front of about twenty witnesses - Neil P

And then the DJ started playing. He sang over the music, then kept disappearing for long periods leaving background music on, only to reappear wreaking of cigarette smoke. When people inevitably complained, he shoved a bridesmaid, only to claim he’d been assaulted by her (a girl half his size). He managed to top the night off by throwing a bacon sandwich at the bride in front of about twenty witnesses - Neil P

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The shower was dirtier and more decrepit than one in Auchwitz and that was free,i had to pay for this privelidge. I arrived back at 8pm to find more 13/14 yr old teenagers than at high school all dolled up like it was a knocking shop..While this is going on a young man came running down to the desk shouting that a man was climbing out of his window stealing his wallet phone clothes and laptop. - pezza7229

The shower was dirtier and more decrepit than one in Auchwitz and that was free,i had to pay for this privelidge. I arrived back at 8pm to find more 13/14 yr old teenagers than at high school all dolled up like it was a knocking shop..While this is going on a young man came running down to the desk shouting that a man was climbing out of his window stealing his wallet phone clothes and laptop. - pezza7229

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Communal toilets were horrible, everytime I went in there was a toilet otter staring at me. I got in my bed a was stabbed by a toenail, there was dried sick in the carpet. The place is a dump and I expect thats what prison cell mates experience. plus a homosexual tried to get into my room at 2 in the morning.
Never again, - BigDanny185

Communal toilets were horrible, everytime I went in there was a toilet otter staring at me. I got in my bed a was stabbed by a toenail, there was dried sick in the carpet. The place is a dump and I expect thats what prison cell mates experience. plus a homosexual tried to get into my room at 2 in the morning.

Never again, - BigDanny185

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