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The bed had Staines on them and the small single bed did not have a blanked pillow or a sheet! When we got up my friend opend the bible for some reason and we noticed someone had taking a poo in the bible! STAY AWAY!!!!!!! -JamieD19
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The bed had Staines on them and the small single bed did not have a blanked pillow or a sheet! When we got up my friend opend the bible for some reason and we noticed someone had taking a poo in the bible! STAY AWAY!!!!!!! -JamieD19

(Submitted by Suz Gibson)

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Steve introduced us to some of the distinguished guests, including a famous soccer player who I had not heard of before called Alan Shearer. His wife was very welcoming and even offered me some complimentary heroin to take the edge of my jet lag. Steve was so kind, he provided me a map with london’s finest brothels and cock fighting arenas. After spending a wonderful day in beautiful areas of London that Steve had recommended; such as Croydon, Tower Hamlets and Norwood, I came home to a lovely escort sitting in my room. I have never received this kind of room service before and was astounded to hear that it was included in the price.  - Ras

Steve introduced us to some of the distinguished guests, including a famous soccer player who I had not heard of before called Alan Shearer. His wife was very welcoming and even offered me some complimentary heroin to take the edge of my jet lag. Steve was so kind, he provided me a map with london’s finest brothels and cock fighting arenas. After spending a wonderful day in beautiful areas of London that Steve had recommended; such as Croydon, Tower Hamlets and Norwood, I came home to a lovely escort sitting in my room. I have never received this kind of room service before and was astounded to hear that it was included in the price.  - Ras

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I would like to propose that seats in this restaurant are only given to guests who can speak. This would cut out the babies brought in by parents who are so arrogant that they do not care about the ruin of the enjoyment of other guests.I would like to enjoy the delights of this cuisine in sufficient peace to be able to conduct a conversation in hushed tones.Gordon its make your mind up time ! Its either the babies or me - downbeat

I would like to propose that seats in this restaurant are only given to guests who can speak. This would cut out the babies brought in by parents who are so arrogant that they do not care about the ruin of the enjoyment of other guests.I would like to enjoy the delights of this cuisine in sufficient peace to be able to conduct a conversation in hushed tones.Gordon its make your mind up time ! Its either the babies or me - downbeat

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Definitely NOT British, all foreign- basically a museum to show what Britain lacks. They ignore London, in fact ignore the UK! -  JT

Definitely NOT British, all foreign- basically a museum to show what Britain lacks. They ignore London, in fact ignore the UK! -  JT

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The green chairs were comfortable, that’s about it. So were the red ones!
I think I preferred it at Thorpe Park. - Struan e

The green chairs were comfortable, that’s about it. So were the red ones!

I think I preferred it at Thorpe Park. Struan e

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We went in and asked for a chicken burger with no mayo and waited and waited, we then got one but they still put the mayo in the burger but realized their mistake so they scraped the mayo off with their hand and served it to us - david j

We went in and asked for a chicken burger with no mayo and waited and waited, we then got one but they still put the mayo in the burger but realized their mistake so they scraped the mayo off with their hand and served it to us - david j

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I found a screw in my food. - AnnaTravelAnna

I found a screw in my food. - AnnaTravelAnna

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Breakfast itself looked worse than anything i would serve to prisoners on death row. (And i’m a conservative!) - zazazazazazaza

Breakfast itself looked worse than anything i would serve to prisoners on death row. (And i’m a conservative!) - zazazazazazaza

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The sheets on the bed looked like they had enjoyed a long career in a particularly messy and degrading part of the adult film industry. If there is an opposite to memory foam (amnesia foam?) that is what the bed was made of. - Jim M

The sheets on the bed looked like they had enjoyed a long career in a particularly messy and degrading part of the adult film industry. If there is an opposite to memory foam (amnesia foam?) that is what the bed was made of. - Jim M

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there was a pornographic DVD in the player in our room which at one point staff members burst into the room to retrieve - Fhkk
(Submitted by IckleIcicle)

there was a pornographic DVD in the player in our room which at one point staff members burst into the room to retrieve - Fhkk

(Submitted by IckleIcicle)

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