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The big one does not give you pleasure. It gives no feeling when...

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:12:52 -0400

The big one does not give you pleasure. It gives no feeling when going down.- eve204

we were told that there were adults poo found in the pool on...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:56:36 -0400

we were told that there were adults poo found in the pool on more than one occasion. Bar man even pulled out a knife to a young lad just because he pushed him in the pool. - cornescrew

Not sure what the deal is. Looks like any other statue...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:30:05 -0400

Not sure what the deal is. Looks like any other statue - lex_loci_david

The highlight of out stay was trying to run away from the hotel...

Mon, 13 May 2013 06:13:09 -0400

The highlight of out stay was trying to run away from the hotel owner.. known to us as TODGE. The final bit of icing on the cake was TODGE biting his own arm and saying he was going to show the police that we bite him.. even though we would never bite the SMELLY TODGE… NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRR stay here… and stay defo away from the TODGE!! - Annabelle M

there was a pornographic DVD in the player in our room which at...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:43:51 -0400

there was a pornographic DVD in the player in our room which at one point staff members burst into the room to retrieve - Fhkk

(Submitted by IckleIcicle)

We have been to this hotel 4 times now and will continue to to...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:38:54 -0400

We have been to this hotel 4 times now and will continue to to return in future! This hotel caters purely for us Brits!!! You can get a cup of Tetleys tea any time of the day and you can have HP sauce on your meals.There is BBC1 ITV1 sky sports 1 in your room,so if you dont feel like going out,at least you can fetch some drinks and watch a bit of tv comfortably. - debzieWestMidlands

Carpets Harbour WildlyfBeds r solid tvs dont work and windows...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:26:20 -0400

Carpets Harbour Wildlyf
Beds r solid tvs dont work
and windows havnt been cleaned since the days of stalin - Aftershave

(Submitted by Mads)

To sum it up, on my last day I slipped on a used condom and tore...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:23:00 -0400

To sum it up, on my last day I slipped on a used condom and tore my hamstring. - YoungGunStu

We went the Leopard with friends for a get together.the pub has...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:10:32 -0400

We went the Leopard with friends for a get together.the pub has recently changed back to english food and let me tell you it was spot on.I had balti chicken,it came with 2 portions of rice, popadom, nan bread,and was cooked to perfection, the service was very friendly, very quick and served with a smile. well done to the new landlord - jane r

(Submitted by Lena Francesca)

A lot of issues for the late check out … they allowed me 45 min...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:57:24 -0400

A lot of issues for the late check out … they allowed me 45 min extra after praying because I had a small child!!! Do not ever loose the keys!! 40 EUR per key if you loose them!!! I believe the issue is with the senior management. PS. DO NOT FORGET LONG PANTS … BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT LET YOU IN for dinner!!!! (or at least you need to explain … that you are on holidays) - lazzarox

(Submitted by Beth Parnell Hopkinson)

The menu is very spanish - quinlahe

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:53:32 -0400

The menu is very spanish - quinlahe

get on the bus seconds before it leaves otherwise you will have...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:49:07 -0400

get on the bus seconds before it leaves otherwise you will have to endure this lady who could out- lyricise Keats and who makes Neil Kinnock seem tongue tied. - XRXM

The toilets were unsavoury and the sink had no running cold...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:38:11 -0400

The toilets were unsavoury and the sink had no running cold water.

What would Bram Stoker have made of this? - dj2330

I question why this institution exists.Full of pictures of Lord...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:32:42 -0400

I question why this institution exists.Full of pictures of Lord sutch and sutch that no-one has heard of. - armanleg

dirty bathroom - infact I got infected with funghi on my feet...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:29:08 -0400

dirty bathroom - infact I got infected with funghi on my feet …. says it all - Vernon G

we got served brussel sprouts and tomato soup for breakfast on...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:43:22 -0400

we got served brussel sprouts and tomato soup for breakfast on more than one occasion - Dan M

when you call to make a complaint and the duty night manager...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:36:20 -0400

when you call to make a complaint and the duty night manager starts shouting at you so you hang up the phone, is it really necessary for him to continuously call back with threatening behaviour, and then when you leave the phone off the hook he sends a bell boy with a mobile phone in hand to your door to further continue his tirade? - illumin8a

My main “beef” is the fact they allow english to the...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:27:30 -0400

My main “beef” is the fact they allow english to the hotel when its geared up for “FRENCH” only! This hotel is featured in the club 3000 brochure for the frogs and if your english you will be treated like a greedy fat brit! Seriously this place should consider making the hotel Frogs only, as the brits get treated appauling - becky808jungle

I found actual human poop in my bed that seemed to have been...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:19:54 -0400

I found actual human poop in my bed that seemed to have been there for a long time. Upon alerting the staff and showing them the mess, they changed rooms immediately. I feel that the manager upon being alerted of the feces situation should have immediately offered some sort of discount for this atrocity. - yorkyfan

I refuse to pay admission charges to a place of worship because...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 13:14:11 -0400

I refuse to pay admission charges to a place of worship because it is against gods wishes and in the bible it specifically says that places of worship should be free and open to All - the temples should not be the resort of trade - LLADDIS