And then the DJ started playing. He sang over the... • Tripadvisaargh
And then the DJ started playing. He sang over the music, then kept disappearing for long periods leaving background music on, only to reappear wreaking of cigarette smoke. When people inevitably complained, he shoved a bridesmaid, only to claim he’d been assaulted by her (a girl half his size). He managed to top the night off by throwing a bacon sandwich at the bride in front of about twenty witnesses - Neil P

And then the DJ started playing. He sang over the music, then kept disappearing for long periods leaving background music on, only to reappear wreaking of cigarette smoke. When people inevitably complained, he shoved a bridesmaid, only to claim he’d been assaulted by her (a girl half his size). He managed to top the night off by throwing a bacon sandwich at the bride in front of about twenty witnesses - Neil P

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