Tripadvisaargh
Owner is **INSANE**.  I circled through her camp, just to make sure I was indeed in the wrong area, and she came running out of the store, swinging her arms wildly. She proceeded to scream at me, starting to kick my car doors, grabbed my driver side window, and started yanking on it so hard that the seals of my windows ripped open. - Chris6680

Owner is **INSANE**.  I circled through her camp, just to make sure I was indeed in the wrong area, and she came running out of the store, swinging her arms wildly. She proceeded to scream at me, starting to kick my car doors, grabbed my driver side window, and started yanking on it so hard that the seals of my windows ripped open. - Chris6680

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The “food” that was on offer was as exciting as Morrissey’s stag night. I struggled to find anything that looked half appetising. There was a half empty vat of curry with a thicker skin on it than a Rhinos backside. Then the Saints be praised a fresh refill of egg foo yung emerged from Emperor Ming’s lab and four of us pounced on it like a pack of rabid dogs. We’ll never set foot back in that slop shop again I’d rather eat out the bins. - Alex G
(Submitted by Mr Green)

The “food” that was on offer was as exciting as Morrissey’s stag night. I struggled to find anything that looked half appetising. There was a half empty vat of curry with a thicker skin on it than a Rhinos backside. Then the Saints be praised a fresh refill of egg foo yung emerged from Emperor Ming’s lab and four of us pounced on it like a pack of rabid dogs. We’ll never set foot back in that slop shop again I’d rather eat out the bins. - Alex G

(Submitted by Mr Green)

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When we arrived, we discovered our toilet was not working, when we asked for it to be fixed, we had an elderly man come and instruct that we needed to put our hand inside the tank and pull the chain. When we said this wasn’t acceptable, we was told the hotel was full and had to put up with it - Ali861

When we arrived, we discovered our toilet was not working, when we asked for it to be fixed, we had an elderly man come and instruct that we needed to put our hand inside the tank and pull the chain. When we said this wasn’t acceptable, we was told the hotel was full and had to put up with it - Ali861

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fight broke out between the bride and groom. The grooms mother had to be pinned down by 4 police officers, the bride was kicked out of the hotel and the 4.30am crash, well that was the bride breaking into the room beneath our and smashing a set of french doors - DR0berts

fight broke out between the bride and groom. The grooms mother had to be pinned down by 4 police officers, the bride was kicked out of the hotel and the 4.30am crash, well that was the bride breaking into the room beneath our and smashing a set of french doors - DR0berts

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Went specifically to visit the “lego mania” event. All I can say is it was a huge pile of plop sprinkled with disappointment and a cherry of children’s broken dreams. There was a small smattering of lego, certainly not enough to qualify as a “mania”. Will not visit again. - womblefruit

Went specifically to visit the “lego mania” event. All I can say is it was a huge pile of plop sprinkled with disappointment and a cherry of children’s broken dreams. There was a small smattering of lego, certainly not enough to qualify as a “mania”. Will not visit again. - womblefruit

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Eye! there is much to see in edinburgh, but there are also many buffaloes for tourists! And this is one of those. - Carlo M

Eye! there is much to see in edinburgh, but there are also many buffaloes for tourists! And this is one of those. - Carlo M

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the cake was home made and delicious staff were friendly. and helpful.this visit really made my day. - Fiona B
(submitted by Suz Gibson)

the cake was home made and delicious staff were friendly. and helpful.this visit really made my day. - Fiona B

(submitted by Suz Gibson)

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I was surprised when my husband returned with the drinks (I was sat outside looking after our dog) and apologised for taking so long as the barmaid didn’t know how to make an orange juice with lemonade. - Blackp00lGirl

I was surprised when my husband returned with the drinks (I was sat outside looking after our dog) and apologised for taking so long as the barmaid didn’t know how to make an orange juice with lemonade. - Blackp00lGirl

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A young teenager came over and kicked the chair and threw my belongings of course I got out of the pool and asked her what her problem is. Her response to me was, “I don’t like *BLANK *BLANK “N” WORD ANYWAY and my mom works here.” 
 I WILL NEVER STAY AT ANY BEST WESTERNS EVER AGAIN!!!! - Roberta w

A young teenager came over and kicked the chair and threw my belongings of course I got out of the pool and asked her what her problem is. Her response to me was, “I don’t like *BLANK *BLANK “N” WORD ANYWAY and my mom works here.”

 I WILL NEVER STAY AT ANY BEST WESTERNS EVER AGAIN!!!! - Roberta w

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