The big one does not give you pleasure. It gives no feeling when going down.- eve204
we were told that there were adults poo found in the pool on more than one occasion. Bar man even pulled out a knife to a young lad just because he pushed him in the pool. - cornescrew
The highlight of out stay was trying to run away from the hotel owner.. known to us as TODGE. The final bit of icing on the cake was TODGE biting his own arm and saying he was going to show the police that we bite him.. even though we would never bite the SMELLY TODGE… NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRR stay here… and stay defo away from the TODGE!! - Annabelle M
there was a pornographic DVD in the player in our room which at one point staff members burst into the room to retrieve - Fhkk
(Submitted by IckleIcicle)
We have been to this hotel 4 times now and will continue to to return in future! This hotel caters purely for us Brits!!! You can get a cup of Tetleys tea any time of the day and you can have HP sauce on your meals.There is BBC1 ITV1 sky sports 1 in your room,so if you dont feel like going out,at least you can fetch some drinks and watch a bit of tv comfortably. - debzieWestMidlands
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Beds r solid tvs dont work
and windows havnt been cleaned since the days of stalin - Aftershave
(Submitted by Mads)
To sum it up, on my last day I slipped on a used condom and tore my hamstring. - YoungGunStu
We went the Leopard with friends for a get together.the pub has recently changed back to english food and let me tell you it was spot on.I had balti chicken,it came with 2 portions of rice, popadom, nan bread,and was cooked to perfection, the service was very friendly, very quick and served with a smile. well done to the new landlord - jane r
(Submitted by Lena Francesca)
A lot of issues for the late check out … they allowed me 45 min extra after praying because I had a small child!!! Do not ever loose the keys!! 40 EUR per key if you loose them!!! I believe the issue is with the senior management. PS. DO NOT FORGET LONG PANTS … BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT LET YOU IN for dinner!!!! (or at least you need to explain … that you are on holidays) - lazzarox
(Submitted by Beth Parnell Hopkinson)
